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“Can you keep a secret? I’m trying to organize a prison break. I’m looking for, like, an accomplice. We have to first get out of this bar. Then the hotel, then the city, and then the country. Are you in or you out?” – Lost in Translation (2003)
Early release of one of the new paintings for my cinema-inspired solo show, which opens June 7th at Bottleneck Gallery!
Sometimes
You try so hard to take care of everyone else
That you forget to take care of yourself
The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials
okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”






